- “I ran a half marathon” sounds so much better than “I quit halfway through a marathon”.
- A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
- A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.
- A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
- A friend is a present you give yourself.