200+ Funny Cooking Quotes & Sayings

Best consolidation of ‘200+ Funny Cooking Quotes & Sayings’ to cut down on stress in the kitchen..Happy Reading..!!

1. I have a passion for not cooking.
2. The secret ingredient is always love.
3. My cooking is fabulous even the smoke alarm is cheering on me on.
4. If you can organize your kitchen, you can organize your life. – Louis Parrish
5. The only reason I have a kitchen is because it came with the house!
6. I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
7. A messy KITCHEN is a sign of happiness.
8. A recipe has no soul, you as the cook must bring soul to the recipe. – Thomas Keller
9. Food should be fun. – Thomas Keller
10. My mom’s favorite thing to make for dinner is RESERVATIONS.
11. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
12. If there’s a recipe for success in life, it starts with picking the right ingredients.
13. Three words more beautiful for a married woman than I love you. “NO COOKING TODAY”
14. A clean kitchen is a sign of a wasted life.
15. Many people have eaten in this kitchen & have gone on to lead normal, healthy lives.
16. The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
17. SAVE THE EARTH it’s the only planet with coffee.
18. Why yes, I’ve discovered the JOY of cooking. It’s when my husband does it.
19. A guy who knows how to cook is really handsome 😉
20. Why do brides wear white? Because it’s the most popular color for kitchen appliances.
21. I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. – W.C Fields
22. There is no sincerer love than the love of food. – George Bernard Shaw
23. My kitchen was clean last week. Sorry you missed it.
24. One day..I’m gonna make the onions cry 😉
25. My friend thinks he is smart. He said onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut on his face.
26. This evening’s forecast includes a 0% chance of me cooking.
27. Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love. – Turkish Proverb
28. I hate when I go to the kitchen for food and all I find are ingredients.
29. Today’s menu has two choices TAKE IT or LEAVE IT.
30. The salt is to the food, what soul is to the body.
31. No one is born a great cook, one learns by doing. – Julia Child
32. You don’t have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces, just good food from fresh ingredients. – Julia Child
33. People who love to eat are always the best people. – Julia Child
34. Cooking well doesn’t mean cooking fancy. – Julia Child
35. The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook. – Julia Child
36. Until I discovered cooking, I was never really interested in anything. – Julia Child
37. You are the butter to my bread, and the breath to my life. – Julia Child
38. Fat gives things flavor. – Julia Child
39. If you’re afraid of butter, use cream. – Julia Child
40. I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. – Julia Child
41. A party without cake is just a meeting. – Julia Child
42. The only real stumbling block is fear of failure. In cooking you’ve got to have a what-the-hell attitude. – Julia Child
43. In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. – Julia Child
44. You are the BOSS of that dough. – Julia Child
45. with enough butter anything is good. – Julia Child
46. Usually, one’s cooking is better than one thinks it is. – Julia Child
47. FOOD is essential to LIFE; Therefore MAKE IT GOOD.
48. Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either. – Trixie Koontz
49. The kitchen is SPRINKLED with love.
50. Cake makes life just a little sweeter.
51. All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. – John Gunther
52. No matter what happens in the kitchen, never apologize.
53. Food is memories..!!
54. Cooking is at once child’s play and adult joy. And cooking done with care is an act of love. – Craig Claiborne
55. My favorite thing to do at Home is..COOK!
56. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, “Well, that’s not going to happen.”
57. I came..I saw..I decided to order take out!
58. One cannot thing well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. – Virgina Woolf
59. Cooking is the art of adjustment. – Jacques Pepin
60. Cooking is truly an act of love. – Jacues Pepin
61. Great cooking favors the prepared hands. – Jacques Pepin
62. In the childhood memories of every good cook, there’s a large kitchen, a warm stove, a simmering pot and a mom. – Barbara Costikyan
63. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. – Barbara Johnson
64. GOOD FOOD is GOOD MOOD.
65. Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. – Bethenny Frankel
66. Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate. – Jo Brand
67. I’m not gaining weight. I’m retaining food.
68. I followed my heart and it led me into the fridge 😉
69. I just stepped on a cornflake. Now I am officially a cereal killer.
70. FOOD – eat it quickly or you will have to share it.
71. COOKIES make the world a better place!
72. All you need is LOVE and a cup of COFFEE.
73. When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, ‘Four. I don’t think I can eat eight. – Yogi Berra
74. Kitchens are made for bringing families together.
75. Nothing brings people together like good food.
76. The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. – Calvin Trillin
77. The most indispensable ingredient of all good home cooking: love for those you are cooking for. – Sophia Loren
78. Happiness is..my mother’s cooking.
79. Happiness is..your cooking experiment is a success.
80. Happiness is..listening to your favorite songs while cooking.
81. Happiness is..when everyone loves your cooking.
82. Happiness is..Extra DESSERT..!!
83. Happiness is knowing..there is cake in the oven.
84. Happiness is..cooking together..!!
85. Happiness is..watching the man of your life cooking for you.
86. Happiness is..surprising your mom by cooking dinner.
87. Happiness is..cooking with friends and eating together.
88. Happiness is..experimenting in the kitchen.
89. Happiness is..humming while cooking.
90. Happiness is..cooking with your mom.
91. Happiness is..cooking for someone special.
92. Happiness is..when everyone appreciates your cooking.
93. Happiness is..no cooking, no cleaning, no laundry.
94. Happiness is..salad made by mom.
95. Happiness is the flavor of life, and you are the chef.
96. Happiness is..free food!!
97. Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.
98. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it..!!
99. There’s nothing more romantic than Italian food. – Elisha Cuthbert
100. I don’t cook on days that end in Y..!!
101. Sandwiches are wonderful. You don’t need a spoon or a plate! – Paul Lynde
102. Good food is all the sweeter when shared with good friends.
103. Marry the one who gives you the same feeling you get when you see food coming at a restaurant.
104. The speed at which I can prepare food during a commercial break is amazing..!!
105. You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food. – Paul Prudhomme
106. Food is your body’s fuel. Without fuel, your body wants to shut down. – Ken Hill
107. A good food is mouthwatering when you see it and finger licking when you eat it.
108. PROMISE and PIE-CRUST are made to be broken. – Jonathan Swift
109. I wish my stove came with a Save As button like Word has. That way I could experiment with my cooking and not fear ruining my dinner. — Jarod Kintz
110. Ways to my heart: Buy me food, Make me food, Be food.
111. Cooking makes life happy.
112. The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you’re hungry again. – George Miller
113. Cooking is LOVE made visible.
114. If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. – Harry S. Truman
115. Cooking is like love, it should be entered into with complete abandon or not at all.
116. Accidently went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I’m the proud owner of Aisle 5.
117. Annoying the cook will result in STARVATION.
118. My father cried when I said I wanted to be a chef.
119. If god wanted me to cook, why did he invent restaurants??
120. It doesn’t matter how expensive your kitchen is if you are a bad cook.
121. Good painting is like good cooking; it can be tasted, but not explained. – Maurice de Vlaminck
122. This kitchen cooks with Love!
123. If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
124. Calories don’t count on the weekend.
125. I spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open looking for answers.
126. STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.
127. My wife treats me like a god; I get a burnt offering at every meal.
128. Count nutrients not calories.
129. When I learned how to cook..I forgot how to clean!!
130. I’m in a relationship with FOOD. Sorry.
131. Life is a combination of magic and pasta. – Federico Fellini
132. I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
133. The perfect food would taste as good as fresh popcorn smells.
134. Never ever trust a skinny cook!!
135. The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating. – John Walters
136. Trying to complete a task before the microwave hits 00:00.
137. Eating is a necessity but cooking is an art.
138. Laughter is brightest where food is best. – Irish Proverb
139. I just realized I have a passion for not cooking.
140. Complaints to the Cook…can be hazardous to your health!
141. Food tastes better when you eat with your family.
142. My favorite recipe..order in!!
143. My favorite recipe..eat out!!
144. Never eat more than you can lift. – Miss Piggy
145. I never met a meal I didn’t like! – Miss Piggy
146. Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad.
147. I just don’t want to look back and think, I could’ve eaten that.
148. In cooking, as in all the arts, simplicity is the sign of perfection.
149. Free Food? OK, I’ll come..!!
150. I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere 😉
151. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy cupcakes, and that’s kind of the same thing.
152. The kitchen is the heart of the home.
153. Count the memories not the calories.
154. In the cookies of life, friends are chocolate chips!
155. We go together like Cookies & Milk.
156. The best things in life are SWEET!!!
157. True love is..learning to cook his favorite meal.
158. FOOD is the ingredient that binds us together.
159. She who cooks, never cleans!
160. Happiness is HOMEMADE.
161. Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you who you are.
162. You can’t be sad when you’re holding a cupcake.
163. Sadness is..missing your mother’s cooking.
164. My favorite place is the kitchen.
165. You only live once, Lick the bowl..!!
166. You’re the chutney to my Samosa..!!
167. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. – Jim Davis
168. I want someone to look at me the way I look at the chocolate cake 😉
169. Homemade with love. In other words, I licked the spoon and kept using it.
170. COOK – EAT – CLEAN – REPEAT
171. Nothing beats mom’s cooking.
172. My love for FOOD is INFINITE; My PASSION for COOKING is my HAPPINESS.
173. I like hash tags because they look like waffles #
174. BAKE someone happy 🙂
175. Cookies are made of butter & love.
176. I love you like a fat kid loves cake!
177. Cooking is about creating something delicious for someone else.
178. I do not stick to rules when cooking. I rely on my imagination.
179. If you really want to make a friend, go to someone’s house and eat..The people who give you their food give you their heart.
180. If you think well, you cook well.
181. The heart of the home beats in the kitchen and a healthy one beats three times a day.
182. Live life with a little spice.
183. Cooking with LOVE provides food for the SOUL.
184. When baking, following directions. When cooking, go by your own taste.
185. This kitchen is for dancing.
186. This kitchen is seasoned with love!
187. Cooking is an observation-based process that you can’t do if you’re so completely focused on a recipe. – Alton Brown
188. Cooking is like snow skiing: If you don’t fall at least 10 times, then you’re not skiing hard enough.
189. I don’t believe in low-fat cooking.
190. Real men cook..!!
191. Cooking is chemistry, really..!!
192. Fish, to taste right, must swim three times: in water, in butter and in wine.
193. You Are A Beautiful Cupcake In A World Full Of Muffins!
194. The way you make an omelet reveals your character.
195. DONUT worry be happy.
196. Love and eggs are best when they are fresh. – Russian proverb
197. The greatest dishes are very simple. – Auguste Escoffier
198. The kitchen oven is reliable, but it’s made us lazy.
199. Always cook with love. Always bake with your heart. Always enjoy yourself.
200. Cooking is therapy: Making meals helps to reduce stress, heal a broken heart, among other benefits.
201. Cooking is like giving birth because you are mixing things together to create something new and wonderful.
202. Cooking is LOVE made Edible.
203. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. – Adelle Davis
204. “VEGETARIAN” is an old Indian word for bad hunter.
205. BAKE the world a better place 🙂
206. Today’s menu – EAT IT or STARVE.
207. NO cooking allowed, kitchen for display only 😉
208. There is no “WE” in “FOOD”
209. There is no LOVE than the love of FOOD.
210. Life is short, eat dessert first.
211. The secret of clean kitchen is simple. Don’t cook ever 😉
212. A watched pot never boils..!!
213. Dieting is when you eat food that makes you sad.
214. Life is better with fresh baked cookies.
215. Kitchen closed due to illness: I am sick of COOKING!!

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