205 Funny Captions for Selfies

Looking for funny captions for Selfies / funny Instagram captions? We have got some of the Best funny captions for selfies below. These captions are simply cool and hilarious. Feel free to pick the ones you like and use it as a caption for your picture on any social media. Happy Reading..!!

1. If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.

2. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.

2. The only nation I’m visiting this spring is imagination

3. All dressed up with nowhere to go

4. I need a six month holiday, twice a year.

5. Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.

6. You never know what you have until you have cleaned your house

7. When the sun goes down, I glow up

8. Weather forecast for tonight: Dark

9. They say don’t try this at home… so I went to my friend’s home!

10. We all have that one friend…

11. For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

12. When I feel like giving up on my dreams, I keep sleeping!

13. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

14. Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You’re one of them.

15. If I had to describe my personality, I’d say good looking.

16. Student + dying = Studying.

17. A selfie a day keeps the friends away

18. I don’t work on Fridays, I make appearances.

19. We made it, it’s Friday!

20. Friday feelings on Tuesday

21. Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.

22. Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.

23. Another fine day ruined by responsibilities…

24. Trust me, when I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome

25. My brain has too many tabs open

26. All the best people are crazy

27. LOVE is being stupid together

28. Happiness is taking silly pictures with you

29. Behind every successful selfie, there are 99 failed and deleted shots

30. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman

31. Behind every successful women is herself

32. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes

33. Personality cannot be photo shopped. Get your own.

34. You can’t airbrush personality

35. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

36. I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome!

37. I’m not fat. I’m just much easier to see.

38. Don’t worry BEACH happy

39. Mentally on the beach

40. Have a cup of PositiviTea!

41. Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be

42. Stress doesn’t really go with my outfit

43. Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror

44. I would lose weight, but I hate losing.

45. Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.

46. This selfie is so good, I can’t believe it’s me.

47. When I feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance

48. I’m printing this selfie and putting it on top of the Christmas tree because I’m a star.

49. Sending my selfie to NASA, because I am a star!

50. I think like a proton – Always positive!

51. My hair is the crown I never take off

52. Messy bun and having fun

53. Life isn’t perfect. But my hair is!

54. Crazy hair, don’t care

55. Your hair is 90% of your selfie

56. That annoying moment when you take a selfie, and your hair looks perfect but your face looks horrific.

57. My mood depends on how good my hair looks

58. I woke up like this

59. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

60. To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.

61. Be happy, it drives people crazy.

62. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

63. Masterpiece under construction

64. But first, let me take a selfie

65. Selfies show us what we look like, not who we are

66. This is the most magical picture you’ll ever see in your life

67. I have no selfie control

68. But first, let me take 40 selfies until choosing one that actually works

69. We’re all born a little crazy some of us just choose to stay that way

70. Today I will be as useless as the g in lasagna

71. Weekend, please don’t leave me

72. 50 Shades of summer

73. Forever in love with the sun

74. 90% happy, 10% burnt

75. Sad to see you go summer

76. Find me under the palms

77. Don’t let your eyes be blinded by my handsomeness

78. Time to witness the handsome!

79. Sizzling hot!

80. Fresher than you

81. New look, same mistakes

82. Live for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight.

83. Today is officially under construction

84. They say nobody’s perfect. Guess what? I’m nobody.

85. Stop thinking take selfies

86. Embrace the glorious mess that you are!

87. It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am.

88. Find me where the wild things are!

89. If you have eyes, look at me now!

90. I’m no beauty queen, I’m just beautiful me

91. Fairies are real… they are called sisters.

92. I hate you but I love you because you’re basically me

93. Felt cute, might delete later…

94. May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even

95. Keep your heels, head, and standards high

96. Chin Up, So Your Crown Won’t Slip

97. This princess needs no prince!

98. Cinderella never asked for a prince

99. My mascara is too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you

100. Gonna party like my birthday… Oh wait, it is!

101. On this day, a queen was born. Happy Birthday to me!

102. A year wiser

103. Having my cake and eating it too

104. I’m officially [Age]!

105. Experience level : [Age]

106. Time to drink champagne and stand on tables

107. Age and glasses of wine should never be counted

108. Take a ride on my energy

109. I was born to shine

110. Some people grow up, I glow up

111. I don’t sweat, I sparkle

112. If I was funny, I would have a good selfie caption

113. I call this the ‘hey, at least I tried’ selfie

114. The cat made me do it, I swear!

115. My dog dared me to do this selfie

116. In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic

117. Catch a glimpse

118. Just a pic of me being an idiot

119. I don’t work on weekends or any other day that ends with “Y”

120. Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job.

121. Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity!

122. Mirror: You look amazing today. Camera: Nope, you don’t!

123. The only person I dress to impress is me

124. Leaving a bit of sparkle everywhere I go

125. I sparkle from the inside out

126. I’m a selfie royalty. Now bow before your queen!

127. I’m a selfie lord. Bow before your king!

128. It takes a long time to grow young

129. One day, I hope to become a grown up

130. Why so serious?

131. Make them stop and stare!

132. No job is complete until the selfie is posted

133. Be as picky with your men as you are with your selfies

134. Who run the world? GIRLS

135. Happiness is homemade

136. Icons are born not made

137. Proceed with caution!

138. I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.

139. No titles, just vibes

140. Always classy, never trashy and a little bit sassy

141. Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy!

142. I apologize for anything I post while hungry

143. I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

144. Not heartless, just using my heart less

145. When nothing goes right, go left

146. Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they will start using it.

147. Do not disturb brilliant minds at work!

148. The road to success is always under construction

149. Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener

150. You can never buy love, but still you have to pay for it

151. I know I’m a handful but that’s why you got two hands

152. I just rolled my eyes so hard I saw my brain

153. I think you are lacking vitamin ME!

154. Does my sparkle burn your eyes?

155. Did I make your heart skip a bit?

156. I hope our smiles look better than yours

157. Some of my favorite humans

158. Not sure who’s crazier!

159. She is my best friend. If you break her heart. I will break your face.

160. When I fell for you, I fell Hard

161. Even the leaves fall for you

162. The best selfies are the ones that aren’t

163. Proof that I can do selfies better than you

164. Believe in your SELFIE

165. There’s always a wild side to an innocent face

166. Go wild for a while

167. WARNING: You may fall in love with my face

168. Confidence level: selfie with no filter

169. This is my pretty hungry face

170. Sweeter than honey!

171. Lips of honey, Eyes of fire

172. I can resist everything except temptation.

173. Be a cupcake in a world of muffins

174. It’s wine o’clock!

175. There’s no “we” in fries

176. Dare to be a doughnut in a world full of plain bagels.

177. A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world!

178. Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands – just like best friends!

179. Wine + dinner = winner

180. Good Food, Good Mood

181. Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee

182. Life is better with a coffee in hand

183. When things go wrong, coffee helps

184. You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach

185. Life is a soup and I’m a fork!

186. When you’re downie eat a brownie

187. Never settle for just one scoop

188. Ice cream / Chocolate is cheaper than therapy

189. Espresso yourself!

190. How Do I Feel When There Is No Coffee? Depresso!

191. I can’t be awesome with an empty stomach

192. I could be so skinny, If I didn’t have my taste buds

193. I’m on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it

194. I am a foodie. I’m not afraid to say it.

195. I will eat just one, I swear

196. I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

197. I wish, I could donate my body fat to those in need

198. Home is wherever the food is

199. Reality called, so I hung up!

200. Thanks to filters, I always look one year younger.

201. I’m not getting older. I’m getting better.

202. I’m not Weird I’m Limited Edition!

203. I’m not lazy, just relaxed!

204. I’m probably going to regret this (in 3…2…1…)

205. Posting this to make everyone else feel better about themselves. You’re welcome.

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