30 Humorous Quotes about Marriage

  30 Humorous quotes about marriage

1. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.

2. WOMEN marry men hoping they will change. MEN marry women hoping they will not.

3. Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who can’t take care of himself.

4. Marriage is a Workshop…the husband works and the wife shops.

5. Marriage is the only war where you can sleep with the enemy.

6. All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

7. Marriage is a public toilet, those waiting outside are desperate to get in and those inside are desperate to come out.

8. Marriage is a three ring circus: Engagement ring, Wedding ring and Suffering.

9. A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

10. Marriage is the bond between a person who never remember anniversaries and another who never forgets them.

11. Wedding rings are the world’s smallest cuffs!

    
    
    
    

12. Never laugh at your wife choices. You are one of them…

13. The words for a successful marriage: I’m sorry …It’s my fault.

14. A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.

15. A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

16. Marriages is like going to a restaurant with your choice from the menu, and then look at neighbor table and wish you would ordered that…

17. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

18. When you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don’t hesitate a minute. Marry Him.

19. Before you get married ask yourself: is this the person you want to watch stare at their phone for rest of your life?

20. The most important four words for a successful marriage: I’ll do the dishes.

22. Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything: familiarity.

23. Marriage- a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.

24. Marriage lets you annoy special person for the rest of your life.

25. My husband thinks I’m crazy but I’m not the one who married me.

26. I thought I was stupid until I got married. My stupidity was confirmed.

27. The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his check book open.

28. It’s funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.-Robert Frost

29. Chess says everything about the husband and wife. The king has to take things one step at a time, while the queen can do whatever she wants.

30. After marriage, my husband said he needed more space… So I locked him outside.

31. Marriage is when a man loses his BACHELORS DEGREE and a woman gets her MASTER DEGREE.