30 Short Funny Friendship Quotes

Read & Share ’30 Short Funny Friendship Quotes’ with your best buddies who just drive you crazy..!!

1. Friends buy you a lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.
2. I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
3. You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.
4. No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.
5. I was an innocent being… then my best friend came along.
6. Finding friends with the same mental disorder..Priceless!
7. I like you because you join in on my weirdness.
8. As soon as I saw you, I knew an adventure was going to happen.
9. Best friends don’t let you do stupid things…..alone!
10. Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
11. I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!
12. Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
13. Never let your best friends get lonely… keep disturbing them.
14. I made my Face book name “Benefits,” so when you add me now it says “you’re friends with benefits.”
15. Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
16. Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
17. We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.
18. Friends hide a smile and help you up when you fall, but best friends laugh so hard that they fall also.
19. What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
20. We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. After I finish laughing.
21. I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it.
22. Best friends are the people in life that make you laugh a little louder, smile a little brighter and live a little better.
23. Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.
24. It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
25. There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
26. A good friend calls you in jail. A great friend bails you out of jail. Your best friend sits next to you and says ‘wasn’t that fun?
27. I love that our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness.
28. We’ll be friends till we’re old and senile…Then we’ll be new friends.
29. You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. But it helps.
30. Good friends finish your sentences. A best friend will do the same, But make it sound 10 times dirtier in the process.

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