40 Silly Quotes and Sayings for Life

Here is the compilation of 40 silly quotes and sayings for life to put smile on your face.

1. Organized persons are too lazy to look for things.

2. Never let your friends feel lonely…Disturb them all the time.

3. I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

4. Common sense is like deodorant. The People who need it most never use it.

5. I started the week with a big box of patience. The box is empty now.

6. Follow your heart but take your brain with you.

7. Cleaning is putting stuff in less obvious places.

8. A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.

9. If you are too open minded your brain will fall out.

10. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

11. The only reason I’m fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

12. Always remember these two words that will open every door in your life…Push and Pull.

13. Knock knock who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind it’s pointless.

14. They keep saying the right person will come along…I think mine got hit by a truck.

15. I can only please one person a day. Today isn’t your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.

16. I’m not old, I’m youthfully challenged.

17. If at first you don’t succeed call it version 1.0.

18. I’m not arrogant, I’m just better than you.

19. I know I don’t look busy, I did it right the first time.

20. I used to have a handle on life but it broke off.

21. Sometimes I listen to the stranger’s conversation and mentally give my opinion.

22. Sometimes the wrong choices bring us to the right places.

23. I love finding money in my clothes. It’s like a gift to me from me.

24. Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

25. My dad has the most awesome girl in the world.

26. Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

27. If you don’t understand my silence how will you understand my words?

28. A good neighbor is one that does not put a password on their Wi-Fi.

29. Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

30. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

31. If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.

32. Better days are coming. They are called Saturday and Sunday.

33. Be sure you taste your words before you spit them out.

34. Old people at weddings always poke me and say you’re next so I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

35. I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.

36. No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

37. Why can’t mosquitos suck fat instead of blood?

38. I’m not special, I’m just limited edition.

39. Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s a brighter day.

40. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.