51 Short and Witty Quotes for Instagram Profile

51 Short and Witty Quotes for Instagram Profile

1. My middle finger salutes you

2. If love is the answer then, Can you repeat the question please?

3. I have a dirty mind.

4. Be young. Be Dope. Be Proud.

5. Some people just want to watch the world burn.

6. I’m not lazy I’m just on my energy saving mode.

7. At the touch of love everyone becomes a POET.

8. Keep dreaming. Stay busy. Be happy.

9. I can give a headache to an asprin.

10. I’m a good person with a bad attitude.

11. I love god. I am proud to say that.

12. I am the one who is best in the love….

13. God is awesome.

14. God has no religion.

15. No reason to stay is a good reason to go.

16. shhhh… I’m hiding from stupid people.

17. If you can’t handle the stress, You won’t manage success.

18. A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste.

19. According to me’ is the only ‘According to’ that matters.

20. Think I’m sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care.

21. The brave men did not kill dragons. The brave men rode them.

22. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

23. Come and play.

24. A BOSS.

25. Man of the year.

26. Keep talking you’re making me famous.

27. Look, I can count to one.

28. My attitude my choice.

29. I am nobody.

30. Success is the best revenge. Bullshit, Revenge is the best revenge.

31. Believe in yourself.

32. Happiness is by choice not by chance.

33. Dream big. Work hard.

34. My friend rock.

35. Don’t look at my profile!

36. A flower that smells the sweetest is shy and lowly.

37. Two adults who care about each other don’t move on at all.

38. When you choose to forgive those who have hurt you, You take away their power.

39. Win a no win situation by rewriting the rules.

40. They think you care. They will walk all over you.

41. Stop thinking and just let things happen.

42. If you ever find yourself in the wrong story.

43. The eyes are useless when the mind is blind.

44. Cry a river. Build a bridge . Get over it.

45. Don’t stop until you are proud.

46. The root of suffering is attachment.- Buddha.

47. The trouble is you think you have time.

48. Either you run the day or the day runs you.

49. A diamond is a chunk of coal that did well under pressure.

50. How to be successful: Focus on your shit.

51. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.