Top 35 Funny TURKEY CAPTIONS for Instagram
- If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it’s really like making a large chicken!
- Eating pork is good for health! Turkey is bad for health!
- Cooking tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.
- November is EAT HAM month!
- We go together like turkey and gravy
- Chef Turkey says… This year for thanksgiving, may I suggest a goose?
- I was going to wish you a happy turkey day, but I didn’t want to use any fowl language.
- I can’t cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast.
- Coexistence… what the farmer does with the turkey until Thanksgiving.
- An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
- I heard about a trend where, this Thanksgiving, people made tiny turkeys. You may know them by their other name: chicken!
- Thanksgiving — when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn’t have to cook.
- You can’t have Thanksgiving without turkey. That’s like the Fourth of July without apple pie or Friday with no two pizzas.
- Turkey and wine and I’m feeling fine!
- Happy Thanksgiving!!! Or as I like to call it: Cheat Day.
- It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.
- Gobble ’til you wobble
- Don’t be a jerky, eat some turkey!
- Even though we’re a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
- Current status: Stuffed like a turkey
- No matter what happens this month, at least you’re not a turkey.
- This is a reminder to set your scale back ten pounds this weekend.
- The Turkey isn’t the only thing in The Oven.
- Thanksgiving: A time to count blessings, not carbs
- Family, turkey, and football — oh my!
- Real ballplayers pass the stuffing by rolling it up in a ball and batting it across the table with a turkey leg.
- Bake the world a better place!
- There’s always something to be thankful for on thanksgiving. Even it’s just not being a turkey.
- Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
- Fitness? More like fitness whole turkey in my mouth
- Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother’s tasted better the day before.
- We’re having something different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan. You get more stuffing.
- Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not a coincidence.
- Good mashed potato is one of the great luxuries of life. Give thanks and pass the mashed potatoes!
- A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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