150+ Interesting Quotes For Instagram Bio - Status for whatsapp

150+ Interesting Quotes For Instagram Bio


  • All the blood, sweat, and tears will be worth it when I get to spend forever by your side.

  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forgets the fruit.

  • Battery about to die, I am about to live!

  • Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

  • Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

  • Before you, I never believed in forever. Now, I know that is not long enough to spend with you.

  • Can anything be more valuable than our love? Since you are with me, my only measurement is in heartbeats.

  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

  • Every time I see you I fall in love all over again.

  • Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes.

  • Flip the coin.. head I am yours, tail you are mine.

  • I am half-sane and sleep-deprived.

  • I changed my password to “incorrect”.  Now, my password is incorrect.

  • I don’t care how hard being together is, nothing is worse than being apart.

  • I have to be funny because being hot is not in my dictionary.

  • I love you with the breath, the smiles and the tears of all my life.

  • I’d rather spend one moment holding you than a lifetime knowing I never could.

  • I’m not perfect. I’ll annoy you, make fun of you, say stupid things, but you’ll never find someone who loves you as much as I do.

  • I’ve been waiting for hours and I’ll be waiting for hours more, till my love arrives and my heart’s fulfilled.

  • I’ve fallen in love many times always with you.

  • If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever.

  • If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.

  • It hurts when you have someone in your heart but not in your arms.

  • It’s funny how people say they miss you but don’t even make an effort to see you.

  • Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

  • Love is a medicine that can neutralize even a poisoned heart.

  • Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.

  • Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener @-@.

  • My life with you is something that I would never trade, even for all of the riches under heaven.

  • My silence/smile is just another word for my pain.

  • No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.

  • No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you.

  • Please don’t forget to smile.

  • Silence is the most powerful scream.

  • Sometimes I’m not angry, I’m hurt and there’s a big difference.

  • Sometimes you never realize the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.

  • Sometimes, it’s better to be alone… No one can hurt you.

  • The most painful goodbyes are those which were never said and never explained.

  • The reason I like you is simple – love, laughter, and your smile.

  • The sweetest joy, the wildest woe is love.

  • There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.

  • There is no other woman in the world like you. I am the luckiest man alive to be able to call you mine.

  • To be brave is to love unconditionally without expecting anything in return.

  • Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.

  • When I miss you I re-read our old conversations and smile like an idiot.

  • When I miss you it seems every song I listen to is about you.

  • When you fall for someone’s personality, almost everything about them becomes handsome and beautiful.

  • When you love me like that, I melt into honey. Let’s be sweet together.

  • Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?

  • Without you in my life, I would be incomplete. I pray that I should never know such pain.

  • Worst two minutes of my life when I tried to be normal.


  • A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

  • A lie is just a great story ruined by truth.

  • Are you a banker because I’d like you to leave me a loan.

  • Born at a very young age.

  • Born to express not to impress.

  • Don’t get a woman, get a dog… They are loyal and they die sooner.

  • Don’t hit kids!!! No, seriously, they have guns now.

  • Have lots of hair and like ugly things.

  • I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle… He’s dreaming too.

  • I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.

  • I don’t insult people, I just describe them.

  • I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do.!

  • I prefer my puns intended.

  • I shouldn’t be allowed to go on Snapchat, Facebook or Instagram when I’m drunk!

  • I still don’t understand Twitter, but here I am.

  • I still miss my ex – but guess what? My aim is getting better.

  • I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks.

  • I was addicted to hokey pokey but I turned myself around.

  • I will go into survival mode if tickled.

  • I wonder what happens when the doctor’s wife eats an apple a day?

  • I work for money; for loyalty, hire a Dog.

  • I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I am joking.

  • I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation… twice a year.

  • I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.

  • I’m not smart. I just wear glasses.

  • I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.

  • I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.

  • If I could sum up my life in one line I would die of embarrassment.

  • If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

  • In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision-maker.

  • It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

  • It’s very difficult to be great. Losers prove this point continuously.

  • My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

  • Never judge someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. By that time, they’ll be a mile away and barefoot.

  • Nice guys finish lunch.

  • Not all men are fools, some stay single.

  • Nothing in the world is free, even Santa comes with a ‘Clause’.

  • Perfect has SEVEN letters and so does meeeeee!

  • Recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things.

  • Recovering ice cream addict.

  • Save paper, don’t do homework.

  • Save water, drink beer.

  • Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.

  • Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.

  • Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.

  • The only reason I am fat is that a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

  • The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.

  • This is my last Instagram bio ever.

  • Time flies… after you hit the snooze button.

  • Trying to elevate small talk to medium talk.

  • Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.

  • When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…”.

  • Whenever I have a problem I just sing and then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.

  • Where the hell am I, and how did I get here?

  • White lips, pale face, I hate the entire human race.

  • You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.

  • You’re right. I’m NOT perfect. But I’m unique!


  • A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

  • Awesome and does ask a question, Awesome understands instantly.

  • Being a person comes with a lot of complication, it’s time to be a unicorn.

  • Born when young, living it older.

  • Can’t walk… vehicles only..!

  • Chocolate doesn’t ask questions, chocolate understands.

  • Currently pursuing a PhD equipped with an interest in fantasy.

  • Day maker, people lover, superstition reality.

  • Easily distracted, they have always said.

  • Everybody is so happy… I hate that.

  • Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.

  • Full transformation online to a cuddly warm and happy life.

  • God bless this hot mess.

  • Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none.

  • Here is mystery and power, and my power is only exceeded by my mystery.

  • Hey, you are reading my bio again?!

  • How we live our life is far more important than how we say we live our life.

  • I am another precious stone whose importance is yet not discovered.

  • I am an instant twit face because I have Instagram, Twitter and Facebook.

  • I have this new theory that human adolescence doesn’t end until your early thirties.

  • I haven’t been myself ever since I was born.

  • I only use Instagram to stalk…

  • I will win, not immediately but definitely.

  • I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook.

  • I’m not glad it’s “Friday”, I’m glad it’s “Today”. Love your life – 7 days a week.

  • I’m real and I hope some of my followers are too.

  • I’m starting to like Instagram, which is weird because I hate pictures.

  • I speak my mind and I never mind what I speak.

  • I’ve always thought being popular on Instagram is as about as useless as being rich in monopoly.

  • If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.

  • If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

  • If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.

  • If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me, and we can make fun of people together.

  • Insert pretentious stuff about myself here.

  • It is truly difficult to be waiting for something that you know may never come to pass; however, it is even harder to give up on something that you really want.

  • It’s fine to be glow stick because at times we need to break so that we can shine brighter.

  • Life is dumb and I want to sleep.

  • Life is short… Smile while you still have teeth.

  • Life maker, I will make your life.

  • Time is precious, waste it wisely.

  • We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten dies.

  • We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

  • When born was analogue, by design digital.

  • Why look up at the stars when the biggest star is me.

  • Why would I ever leave the house when there are Netflix and ice cream waiting for me.

  • Words cannot express my love & passion for Fridays!

  • You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.

  • You will never have anything you don’t respect, including lots of money.

  • Your fantasies will be real, just follow after you are fed up with reality.

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