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200+ Clever One Liner Quotes That Will Make You Think

  • “I ran a half marathon” sounds so much better than “I quit halfway through a marathon”.

  • A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.

  • A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.

  • A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

  • A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…

  • A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

  • A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

  • A friend is a present you give yourself.

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My Life My Rules, My Passion My Atitude

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