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31 Funny Quotes About Attitude

31 Funny Quotes about Attitude

  1. Your attitude may hurt me, but mine can even kill you.
  2. I hate it when you have to be nice to something you really want to throw a brick at.
  3. My life, my rules so, keep your nose out of my business!!!
  4. I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.
  5. When killing them with kindness doesn’t work, Try a basketball bat. Results may vary.
  6. A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can’t go anywhere until you change it.
  7. If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
  8. When I’m quiet, those that don’t know me look at me and think I’m shy. People who know me think: OMG! She’s thinking! Everyone run for your life.
  9. Society is funny. They ask you to be yourself and yet they judge you.
  10. I stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.
  11. Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open.
  12. Girls are like abstract painting, even though you can’t understand them, they are still beautiful.
  13. I may look calm. But in my head I’ve killed you about 5 times.
  14. You never know what you have until.. You clean your room.
  15. If you’re talking about me behind my back that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.
  16. My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
  17. I’m actually a nice person…Until you piss me off.
  18. I’m smiling. That alone should scare you…
  19. I love everybody. Some I love to be around, Some I love to avoid and others I would love to punch in the face.
  20. Apparently I have an attitude. Who knew!
  21. I am not perfect, but I am limited edition.
  22. I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem and that’s not my problem.
  23. I’m having technical difficulties with my attitude today. I apologize for my inconvenience this may cause you. Avoidance is suggested for safety.
  24. Our phone fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
  25. If you’re arguing with a woman and she says “wow” you’re done…abort the argument immediately.
  26. Just remember that if you fall I will be there to pick you up. As soon as I finish laughing.
  27. Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring so; I go back to being me.
  28. It’s funny, how when I am loud, people tell me to be quiet. But when I am Quiet, People ask me what’s wrong with me.
  29. I would like to apologize to anyone. I have not yet offended. Please be patient. I will get back to you shortly.
  30. Don’t give me your attitude, unless you want mine.
  31. God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world…then he made the world round and laughed and laughed…

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