41 Fun Quotes And Sayings
41 Fun Quotes and Sayings
Here is the compilation of 41 best fun quotes and sayings.
- The road to success is always under construction.
- Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
- My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one.
- You can’t have everything…where would you put it?
- I wish my book of life was written in pencil …There are a few pages I would like to erase.
- When nothing goes right, go left.
- When you fall, I will be there to catch you – With love, the floor.
- Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
- The lessons of life are free, but they cost a lot.
- Life is like a train journey. Someone gets in, someone gets off, and someone switches the wagon.
- God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.
- A cat in gloves catches no mice.
- You were looking good from afar. Now you’re far from looking good.
- All my life I thought air was free……until I bought a bag of chips.
- Follow your heart but take your brain with you.
- Out of all the lies I’ve told, “Just kidding!” is my favorite.
- My life is all math. I am trying to add my income, subtract my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.
- Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.
- Alarm Clocks: Every morning begins with a heart attack.
- Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
- I’m not lazy. I’m just on my energy saving mode.
- Hey I’ll be back in five minutes but if I’m not, just read this message again.
- With great power comes great electricity bill.
- I’m retired. Good bye tension, Hello pension.
- I’m on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
- Man plans and God laughs.
- You never know what you have until you clean your room.
- I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
- A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return.
- I try to be a nice person, but sometimes my mouth doesn’t cooperate.
- No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
- The decision to decide is a decision in itself.
- Every day is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.
- Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
- Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
- I’m in desperate need of a 6 month vacation…twice a year.
- Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.
- Cinderella is a proof that a pair of shoes can change your life.
- Of course women don’t work as hard as men. They get it right at the first time.
- The biggest lie I tell to myself is I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.
- Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cakes.
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