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Can I borrow a Kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes
I m sorry did i give u d quite impression that i give a damn about u???
I miss the good old days when Black Friday was actually on Friday.
Can’t talk, telepathy only
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
I’ll be back before you can pronounce uoghiodthsgzubeioejzeor
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
